February 1st, 2005

leonard cohen

Today’s work highlights so far:

1)A man called looking for charities in the area that pick up furniture. I called the Salvation Army and confirmed that indeed they do pick up furniture. I called the patron back, “No not them, they’re an army.” Must have been a pacifist.
2)A woman called “I have an algebra question.” Turns out that she’s tutoring high school students in algebra.
3)A man looking for info on certain Mafia figures who from his appearance might have already been buried by said Mafia.