Now a 15-16 year old boy wearing a shirt saying "My Girlfriend is out of town"
On a completely unrelated note you all should read two books by Thomas Lynch:
The Undertaking: Life Studies From the Dismal Trade and
Bodies in Motion and at Rest: On Metaphor and Mortality
Lynch was one of the writers I heard at the Calvin Festival of Faith and Writing a couple of weeks ago. I didn't know him from Adam but decided to go hear him as a fluke and was entranced by his warmth and spirituality.