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hamlet

Jan. 27th, 2005 at 3:53 PM

blistermoth

I just had a patron call and ask me to print out "Hamlet"

Me: the entire play?
Patron: yes
Me: we have copies you can check out
patron: no, no I want a printout
me: that's gonna be kinda expensive
patron: can you check and see how much?
me: well it's 159 pages so just under $16
patron: nevermind

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costello1177

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)

idiot! man oh man...i would hate to have your job...i'd be canned every other week... :D

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)

did you mention copyright law to him after the price :)

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blistermoth

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)

Er, no.

I was tempted to ask what planet she was from ;)

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)

I think we just flew out one of our customers to you....wait a minute they asked for printed material.

nevermind.

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blistermoth

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC)

And I thought you were my friend!

*sniff* ;0)

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC)

no, it wasn't one of ours, the person asked for something to read :)

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC)

Hamlet's not copyrighted.

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)

I knew that....

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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)

you should join

loonyloonyloony ... that's a perfect kind of story :)

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nothinganything

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC)

I would not have asked.
What the heck did they think it was?!
"Hamlet: a 2-page play written by Mrs. Griffin's kindergarten class."

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bossieboots

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:32 pm (UTC)

You should really join

library_mofo and post that there. Priceless!

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nothinganything

Jan. 27th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)

Wait. It would have been worth it to print the whole thing out in nearly-microscopic font.

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